{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}

{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}

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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}

{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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