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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
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Amanda Cohn is an Australian politician and former rural general practitioner (GP). She was elected to the New South Wales Legislative Council on 25 March 2023 as a member of The Greens NSW. Prior to entering state politics, she was a Councillor and Deputy Mayor at Albury City Council.
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